Review topics: [flavor, shipping, drink, order, design, kick, customer service, marketing, caffeine, business, edition, experience, echelon, boys, crash].
Reviews
Spit in my mouth!
"The first drink ever purchased from echelon was goth girl spit. . . . . I wonder if thats what goth girl spit taste like because if it does id let them spit in my mouth all day every. . . . . . uhh sorry got side tracked. . . . . anyway the flavor was great the can design is beautiful goes great before and during a work out 😉😉 ill definitely come back for more."
— Marvin v. (5/5)
Spit in my mouth
"Look I work all hours of the day all across the Western Hemisphere. Coffee doesn't cut it and I needed a drink thatd keep me up, not ruin my heath, and taste good. GGS nailed all the point. Great taste, not loaded with bs, and a constant supply of energy with no crashing. Dont change a thing, just make more because my and the crew all want more."
— Brandon R. (5/5)
This needs to be a permanent flavor
"This is by far my favorite flavor. I messed up by letting my buddies try it, they absolutely loved it and made off with half a case. Let me make it clear, GGS was good enough to make my day 1 homies commit a crime of friendship rather than harass me for more. And I dont blame them for this absolutely understandable petit larceny. I will 100% buy more if they become a permanent flavor."
— zachary H. (5/5)
Goat pre/energy drink
"This company and drink is top tier, it’s the only drink that will have me running a 5k the next morning after pulling a bender for UFC 250 🇺🇸 I ordered my echelon drinks on Friday and they were delivered Tuesday that’s crazy fast. I just wish they were in more stores near me I’d drink this tuff everyday"
— Jose M. (5/5)
SIRE
"I was pleasantly greeted with my shipment upon my arrival back to my shack and it was an exquisite experience, once the first drop of goth girl spit touched my taste buds i transcended to the heavens where i briefly was soaring through the clouds and once i returned back to my spirit i was in desire for more to quench my thirst"
— Kacper L. (5/5)
Good Drinking and Dirty Looks
"Every time I Drink a Goth spit, somebody sees the can and looks at me like I look at fent Walkers (with distain and disappointment) Fucking tastes awesome one of the best I've had from echy smokes the dog shit out redbull, monster, and whatever the fuck C4 is. The 200mg of caffeine hits the sweet spot for a nice kick without the increase in felonies in my local area like the 300 make me do (doesn't stop me from drinking them though, side note the local PD does not like me). Overall it's fucking awesome might even help me pick up a Goth chick, Id give it 10/10 Stars but you cheap bastards only let me do 5 (I still love though)"
— Seth F. (5/5)
Addicted
"I need Goth Girl Spit in my mouth all the time! It's so good. . . . taking my empty cans out with me in case I find a goth girl to refill them."
— Marcus S. (5/5)
Worst experience ever
"It was the best drink I've had and now I wish I could aquire more. I'm losing sleep trying to find ways to get some. I would do more for a case of this stuff than I would for a Klondike bar."
— Christopher F. (5/5)
Goth Girl Heaven
"Taste like heaven, a little 9mm and little lime, delicious. The can keeps me up at night looking at me :)"
— Nasty N. (5/5)
So damn good!!!
"It’s like a preworkout white monster with a little more kick! This is def my favorite!"
— Josh L. (5/5)