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Goth Girl Spit

Goth Girl Spit

NO MORE SPIT

We made 5x as much GGS for this restock and you maniacs bought it all in less than an hour.

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  • PERFORMANCE ENERGY

    200MG
    Natural Caffeine
  • NO BULLSHIT

    ZERO
    Sugar
    Proprietary Blends
  • BRAIN SUPPORT

    67mg Theanine

    333mg Tyrosine
  • MUSCULAR ENDURANCE

    1000mg Citruline
    1067mg Beta Alanine

WHY THIS DROP EXISTS

A Black Metal Logo You Can't Read, On A Can You Can't Find

Somebody said the words “goth girl spit” out loud in a group chat, and here we are.

*for legal & stupid reasons: this is a joke. Goth Girl Spit is a real drink & does not contain any bodily fluids, Goth or otherwise.

OUR COLLABORATION

A Match Made in Hell

White Phos wanted to do something crazy, and who are we to say "no" to the internet's favorite goth girl with a gun?

Becuase you always ask.

DROP QUESTIONS

What's Performance Energy?

Performance Energy is the star of the show here at ECHELON.

The big stuff:

  • 200mg natural caffeine (from green coffee beans)
  • 2000mg prebiotic fiber
  • Zero sugar
  • No artificial flavors or colors

But also...

  • 1000mg l-citrulline 
  • 1067mg beta-alanine 
  • 67mg l-theanine 
  • 333mg n-acetyl-l-tyrosine
  • Vitamins B6 & B12

Is this coming back?

Nah, never again. This one's a one-time deal.

... unless y'all REALLY love it & demand a restock.

Are quantities limited?

First-come, first-served. Some cart limits may apply as the Lon sees fit to impose them.

Overall rating: 4.9092784 / 5 from 485 reviews.

AI Generated Review Summary

Customers highly appreciate the drink and its great flavor, expressing a desire for its return. The product is part of a limited collaboration with White Phosphor.

Summary topics

  • Drink Quality (16%): A significant number of customers appreciated the drink, describing it as the best they've ever tasted.
  • Flavor Quality (39%): Many customers stated that the flavor of the product is great and they would love to see it come back.

Review topics: ["flavor","feeling","shipping","issues","packaging","price","drink","work","energy","kick","design","order","customer service","citrus","aftertaste","case","bite","looks","artwork","crash","experience","echelon","art","monster","shit","name","marketing","guys","boys","rest"].

Review highlights

  • "Jokes aside, caffeine hits well and taste isn’t bad."Alex
  • "Great flavor and super fast delivery."Jeremy
  • "Great flavor, definitely need more asap!"Zack

Reviews

Case of goth girl spit

"Tastes like my ex spitting white monster in my mouth but better and with goth angles flying around my head. Flavor is amazing doesn't make me feel like shit. Great product wish it was a item I could get on the regular. Perfect amount of energy when I'm fighting,fucking or blasting rounds thru my GWOT block 1 clone."

Matthew C. (5/5)

Ultimate weapon

"Love the can art and the taste, but when random people look at the can and they do a double take to make sure they saw what they saw… the look of confusion of their face. Brings me ecstasy. One issue is what ever shipping company was used damaged a couple of the cans which caused a leak and sprayed over the other cans :/"

Issa (4/5)

Can't be left alone

"The amount of "where did you get that?!" that I've heard is ridiculous and borderline concerning. The merch making my toolkit the best at work probably didn't help. Flavor is great with a good level of sweetness without being overbearing. Will absolutely buy again when it comes back around"

Mitch B. (5/5)

Good but a litle disappointed

"Good flavor but it's missing something. Just needs a kick in the ass. I like sour drinks so maybe it's me 🤷🏼‍♂️ The can design itself is awesome and I have gotten a few questions when drinking it out in public. Lots of "where can I get one," but I had to break the bad news."

Sean R. (4/5)

NECTAR OF THE FORGOTTEN LORDS!

"My Lord did this flavor surprise me when I got it the first time! I hadn't actually had White Monster beforehand so I didn't really have a reference point but trying them against each other I could see the hype for White Monster, however where White Monster was fine, Goth Girl Spit was the Unholy Nectar of the Forgotten Gods! A White Monster drug out into the woods by its Goth Girl GF and ritualistically sacrificed to the Forgotten Ones, draining out all the crappy preservatives with only the raw flavors remaining to grace your taste buds like the caress your skin and meat give to the skeleton underneath!. . . . . . Anyways it's great!"

Seth K. (5/5)

Like getting pegged in the mouth

"I have been the goodest good boy for so long and finally there's a drink to reward me for all my hard work. Not only does looking at the cab satisfy my spiritual needs, but the caffeine satisfies my physical needs, and the taste brings me back to every fantasy I've had since the first time I saw Scooby Doo and the Hex Girls. I now feel that I'm finally as fueled as my track bike. I'll take 10 more cases immediately."

Sparky. 2. (5/5)

Overall good

"Overall it’s been good. The flavors are great! Love the goth girl spit and orange. Still waiting on my Goth Girl Spit Koozie. . not sure when that’s coming coming. But the energy drinks are great."

Brent W. (4/5)

Needs to be a permanent flavor!!

"If you are a fan of white monster it's quite similar except tastes like it also contains fresh squeezed grapefruit and an additional hit of citrus but not too intense. It goes down so smooth I first thought there was a hole in the can because I drank it so fast! Needs to be restock ASAP! All of my friends and family who have tried it (many of which don't drink energy drinks) loved them and are craving for more. 11/10 make more and I'll stop drinking white monster everyday and start drinking this daily."

Daniel S. (5/5)

Ordered it in the shower. . .

"I was lucky enough to get it on the first release and I had been waiting to get some more. I was in the shower getting ready to go into my night shift when I got the text message on my garmin that GGS is back. Ive never dried soapy hands so fast. I felt like a primate the way I grabbed my phone and knuckled my order in. Flavor is good and crispy, if you dont know what flavor of beverage you want before going into the ball crushing factory, ambiguous girl spit is the way to go."

Cameron (5/5)

Goth Girl Spit

"It takes exactly like real goth girls spit in your mouth! Energizes me to get through the day instead of gouging my eyes out with a rusty spork. 10/10 product and amazing company!"

Dominic W. (5/5)

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