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Goth Girl Spit

Goth Girl Spit

NO MORE SPIT

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YES, IT'S REAL

Goth Girl Spit

White Phos wanted to do something crazy, and who are we to say "no" to the internet's favorite goth girl with a gun?

  • PERFORMANCE ENERGY

    200MG
    Natural Caffeine
  • NO BULLSHIT

    ZERO
    Sugar
    Proprietary Blends
  • BRAIN SUPPORT

    67mg Theanine

    333mg Tyrosine
  • MUSCULAR ENDURANCE

    1000mg Citrulline
    1067mg Beta Alanine

DISCLAIMER

STRAIGHT FROM THE SOURCE*

*for legal & stupid reasons: this is a joke. Goth Girl Spit is a real drink & does not contain any bodily fluids, Goth or otherwise.

Because you always ask.

DROP QUESTIONS

What's the Drop Cult subscription?

Never miss a featured limited drop again. Join the Drop Cult subscription and we'll already have your order boxed up and shipped to your door when everyone else is still racing to checkout.

WHAT IT IS:

A monthly subscription for featured limited drops from Echelon. Get a new flavor, new theme, new collectible can every month.

WHY SUBSCRIBE:

  • No more FOMO or racing to checkout
  • Save 10% on recurring orders after your first-month sign up of $39.99
  • We care what you think (sometimes). Cult Members get ot participate in surveys to vote on what we make next
  • First dibs. Subscription orders for Cult Members ship before one-time-purchase orders of the same drop.

HOW MUCH IS IT:

Your first order is full price (to keep shady folk from trying to save a quick buck), but all future Drop Cult orders are 10% as long as you stay subscribed. Standard shipping rules apply.

Are quantities limited?

All drops are limited inventory and will sell out. If you miss a specific drop, we cannot guarantee it will come back.

Why isn't there free shipping?

Because shipping isn't free. The price you see at checkout is what it actually costs to ship to you. We're a small veteran-run company. We don't have Amazon money. If you want us to stay in business and keep making cool shit, you gotta be cool about shipping.

Why is my first Cult order not discounted?

We don't discount the first subscription order so that people don't take advantage of the discount and immediately unsubscribe. It's a perk for loyal members, not a discount for the scalpers.

Why are drops more expensive?

Drops are the most expensive thing we make. They are small productions, usually have more design elements and special flavors. We're just trying to not lose our shirts on doing cool shit.

Why don't you ship internationally?

Outside of tariffs and how expensive it would be for shipping, most European governments are pussies when it comes to caffeine. At 200mg of the go-juice, we're basically banned around half of the world.

Is this coming back?

Supply & demand, homie.

.... maybe.

When will this drop be available?

The countdown shows when this drop will become available for one-time purchase. Members of our Drop Cult will have cases reserved for them before the drop goes live.

What's Performance Energy?

Performance Energy is the star of the show here at ECHELON.

The big stuff:

  • 200mg natural caffeine (from green coffee beans)
  • 2000mg prebiotic fiber
  • Zero sugar
  • No artificial flavors or colors

But also...

  • 1000mg l-citrulline 
  • 1067mg beta-alanine 
  • 67mg l-theanine 
  • 333mg n-acetyl-l-tyrosine
  • Vitamins B6 & B12

Overall rating: 4.9075785 / 5 from 541 reviews.

AI Generated Review Summary

Customers highly appreciate the drink and its great flavor, expressing a desire for its return. The product is part of a limited collaboration with White Phosphor.

Summary topics

  • Drink Quality (16%): A significant number of customers appreciated the drink, describing it as the best they've ever tasted.
  • Flavor Quality (39%): Many customers stated that the flavor of the product is great and they would love to see it come back.

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Review highlights

  • "Jokes aside, caffeine hits well and taste isn’t bad." — Alex
  • "Great flavor and super fast delivery." — Jeremy
  • "Great flavor, definitely need more asap!" — Zack

Reviews

Spit Swap

"I love having Goth Girl Spit in my mouth. It’s one of my favorite pastimes. I was fortunate enough to get some more from the last restock. If I had one complaint, it would be that they are in a 12 ounce can, instead of a 16 ounce. More spit per can would be awesome."

— D3ADMaNWALKEN (5/5)

I demand more!!!

"Not a big energy drink guy but I actually really like Goth Girl Spit. It's got a simplicity and elegance to it that cannot be compared to by any other drink i've had. I only wish I had not missed the second drop and do hope for more. I will have to cherish and use the remaining cans I own sparingly till they hopefully do another drop. <3"

— Erayil W. (5/5)

Case of goth girl spit

"Tastes like my ex spitting white monster in my mouth but better and with goth angles flying around my head. Flavor is amazing doesn't make me feel like shit. Great product wish it was a item I could get on the regular. Perfect amount of energy when I'm fighting,fucking or blasting rounds thru my GWOT block 1 clone."

— Matthew C. (5/5)

Ultimate weapon

"Love the can art and the taste, but when random people look at the can and they do a double take to make sure they saw what they saw… the look of confusion of their face. Brings me ecstasy. One issue is what ever shipping company was used damaged a couple of the cans which caused a leak and sprayed over the other cans :/"

— Issa (4/5)

Bring it back goddammit

"Yeah, I get that it's similar to white monster, but it's still not the same and it sure as hell doesn't grab anyone's attention like Goth Girl Spit. Stop making me have to buy it from scalpers and bring it back. It's a damn fine drink and the intrigue will bring in a lot of customers to your line, which is also great."

— RaggedVagabond (5/5)

Can't be left alone

"The amount of "where did you get that?!" that I've heard is ridiculous and borderline concerning. The merch making my toolkit the best at work probably didn't help. Flavor is great with a good level of sweetness without being overbearing. Will absolutely buy again when it comes back around"

— Mitch B. (5/5)

Good but a litle disappointed

"Good flavor but it's missing something. Just needs a kick in the ass. I like sour drinks so maybe it's me 🤷🏼‍♂️ The can design itself is awesome and I have gotten a few questions when drinking it out in public. Lots of "where can I get one," but I had to break the bad news."

— Sean R. (4/5)

NECTAR OF THE FORGOTTEN LORDS!

"My Lord did this flavor surprise me when I got it the first time! I hadn't actually had White Monster beforehand so I didn't really have a reference point but trying them against each other I could see the hype for White Monster, however where White Monster was fine, Goth Girl Spit was the Unholy Nectar of the Forgotten Gods! A White Monster drug out into the woods by its Goth Girl GF and ritualistically sacrificed to the Forgotten Ones, draining out all the crappy preservatives with only the raw flavors remaining to grace your taste buds like the caress your skin and meat give to the skeleton underneath!. . . . . . Anyways it's great!"

— Seth K. (5/5)

Like getting pegged in the mouth

"I have been the goodest good boy for so long and finally there's a drink to reward me for all my hard work. Not only does looking at the cab satisfy my spiritual needs, but the caffeine satisfies my physical needs, and the taste brings me back to every fantasy I've had since the first time I saw Scooby Doo and the Hex Girls. I now feel that I'm finally as fueled as my track bike. I'll take 10 more cases immediately."

— Sparky. 2. (5/5)

Overall good

"Overall it’s been good. The flavors are great! Love the goth girl spit and orange. Still waiting on my Goth Girl Spit Koozie. . not sure when that’s coming coming. But the energy drinks are great."

— Brent W. (4/5)

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