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Reviews
Like getting pegged in the mouth
"I have been the goodest good boy for so long and finally there's a drink to reward me for all my hard work. Not only does looking at the cab satisfy my spiritual needs, but the caffeine satisfies my physical needs, and the taste brings me back to every fantasy I've had since the first time I saw Scooby Doo and the Hex Girls. I now feel that I'm finally as fueled as my track bike. I'll take 10 more cases immediately."
— Sparky. 2. (5/5)
Needs to be a permanent flavor!!
"If you are a fan of white monster it's quite similar except tastes like it also contains fresh squeezed grapefruit and an additional hit of citrus but not too intense. It goes down so smooth I first thought there was a hole in the can because I drank it so fast! Needs to be restock ASAP! All of my friends and family who have tried it (many of which don't drink energy drinks) loved them and are craving for more. 11/10 make more and I'll stop drinking white monster everyday and start drinking this daily."
— Daniel S. (5/5)
The label sold the taste
"I bought these because my son is on Night Shift and he was sleeping whenever they went on sale turns out he was laying in his bed and bought 2, 12 packs of his own so now we have 4, 12 packs and I’m glad we made the purchase. I really hope these are released into the stores. They are a close second to my other favorite energy drink. I called old trustee and everybody knows the other white can please keep releasing this and make this a regular sale."
— Jeremiah R. (5/5)
23/24
"Purchased this drink for my coworkers and it was enjoyed by all. Unfortunately, one can was damaged in shipping and leaked all over the package. So I was deprived of the full goth girl goodness. Therefore I give it a 23/24(I ordered two cases)"
— Chase (4/5)
New fave
"Finally just received my 4 cases today, and I have to say this is super great! FedEx shipping and delivery was horrible though, support was even worse but that isn't Echelon's fault. The drink itself is grapefruit + a citrus kick, I LOVE IT! I just need a goth girl now to complete the perfect drink :)"
— Beel (5/5)
Terrible name to explain to your mother.
"Bought it mostly because the name made me laugh. Now I’m sitting here wondering why “Goth Girl Spit” is legitimately one of the better energy drinks I’ve had. The flavor is actually REALLY good—smooth, refreshing, not overly sweet, and none of that weird chemical aftertaste some energy drinks have. Plus, it gives you a solid boost without feeling like you just snorted a pre-workout off the hood of a Honda Civic at 2 a. m. I’m not saying Goth Girl Spit has changed my life…but I am saying I’ll willingly pay money to have a goth girl spit in my mouth again. 10/10 Excellent energy drink."
— James (5/5)
Best tasting spit
"They said be brutally honest. It tastes like a monster flavor, not a bad thing. Love the branding, love the content they put out. Only negative thing I could say which hopefully will change as they grow, is the cost. If you can either get that same price with 16 ounce cans or lower the overall cost for the 12 ounce ones, I'll be a repeat customer."
— Kyle S. (5/5)
Good but not up to the hype
"I really was hoping for skin crawling borderline abusive chemical reactions. . . tastes good. . . great packaging. . . a nice polite goth girl did not kick in my door and expectorate into my waiting orifice unfortunately"
— Mywifemightseethis (4/5)
Goth Girl Spit!!!
"We waited a long time to get our hands on a couple cases of this and it didn’t disappoint! It’s got a clean caffeine rush, perfect as a pre workout drink without the jitters. Absolutely a quality energy drink."
— Jacob D. (5/5)
A Bold Flavor with a Dark Twist 🖤
"I really like this drink! The flavor is actually pretty good, with a taste that reminds me of mango or pineapple. I’m not usually a big fan of those flavors, but I was pleasantly surprised by how good it tasted. I’d love to see more flavor options in the future, especially fruit punch or something more tropical. Overall, it’s definitely worth trying at least once, and I would recommend giving it a shot!"
— Will (5/5)