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Goth Girl Spit
Goth Girl Spit
5.0 / 5.0
(6) 6 total reviews
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LIMITED COLLAB WITH WHITE PHOSPHOR
That's no monster outside your window... It’s a goth girl.
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Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 6 reviews.
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better than the hype
"somehow the product is even better than the idea of the product. I’ve never gone thru a case so fast, so hard. and I’ve never saved my trash to look at fondly. simp I am."
— justin (5/5)
God teir energy
"10/10 drink better than monster or redbull plus its just white phos who dont love her stuff"
— Kieren (5/5)
This Drink Tastes Like Fishnets
"I finally tried Goth Girl Spit and I have to admit… society has peaked. The can alone looks like it was designed by a Hot Topic manager who just discovered night vision goggles and nicotine addiction. The flavor? Imagine a goth girl looked you dead in the eyes at a metal concert and whispered, “you wouldn’t survive my childhood,” then handed you a cold citrus energy drink with enough caffeine to help you reorganize your entire garage at 2:13 AM. First sip: “Ha. Funny meme drink. ” Second sip: “I suddenly understand why dudes buy lifted Tacomas with 38% APR. ” Third sip: I was outside at midnight staring into the woods listening to Deftones and contemplating tactical purchases I absolutely do not need. The marketing is honestly incredible because the product description basically reads like a fever dream written during a nicotine pouch overdose. “The goth girls are coming. ” Brother… I believe you now. Flavor-wise, it’s actually dangerously good. Internet rumors compare it to a lemon-lime/citrus vibe, and somehow it tastes like Monster Energy got emotionally damaged and started listening to My Chemical Romance. Side effects may include: * Calling everyone “brother” in a gravelly voice * Buying black cargo pants * Suddenly finding women with eyeliner spiritually intimidating * Looking up “how to start a PMC” * Becoming weirdly patriotic at a gas station 10/10. Would absolutely drink again while sending emails marked “urgent” that could’ve waited until Monday."
— Big S. (5/5)
IT GETS THE PEOPLE GOIN!
"goth girl spit . It’s what the people wanted it’s what we got . Stay dangerous degenerates!"
— G (5/5)
Perfect
"Well I've been banned from drinking these I've only had one, and my wife decided that the rest are hers."
— Matt (5/5)