The shit
"Compared to 3 local goth girls. Can confirm its accurate with a little more citrus and less cigarette. Should be permanent"
That's no monster outside your window... It’s a goth girl.

Overall rating: 4.9759035 / 5 from 83 reviews.
Customers highly appreciate the drink and its great flavor, expressing a desire for its return. The product is part of a limited collaboration with White Phosphor.
Review topics: ["flavor","drink","design","caffeine","customer service","shipping","marketing","business"].
"Compared to 3 local goth girls. Can confirm its accurate with a little more citrus and less cigarette. Should be permanent"
"I give this a 4 only off the vibe alone. Love the concept. That being said its missing the bitter despair that the syrum of goddeses has. It should burn your tounge at the touch. Before transitioning into a carressing warmth."
"I took one sip and got slapped with a face full of Goth girl spit. It was like a goth girl smacked my face, held my mouth open and proceeded to spit in my mouth with all her hate, disgust, and then kiss me with slight amusement. It was an experience i wont forget easily. Need this to be a regularly stocked flavor."
"Great tastes wish it was a full time line item"
"Loved this! Flavor to me seems like it’s grapefruit with orange on the backend. Everyone thats seen the cans wants the empty for their collection. They should make this a standard edition."
"Honestly better than a white monster, I said what I said."
"This flavor is amazing, it is so much better than white monster (my former fav), this needs to be a permanent flavor for Echelon"
"Definitely an upgrade from a certain OTHER white can. Less sweet in a good way. Perfect balance of flavors"
"Better than the white sugar-free monster and you do not crash and burn 10 out of 10 will recommend so far echelon has yet to let me down"
"Fantastic drink i cant wait for it to be back in stock so i can order more"