Reviews
Just as I remember
"I grabbed a case of the apple when it was the unsubscribe deal. It was amazing then, but I found it hard to justify the caffeine and supplements for just a morning wake up drink. Making it the regular hydration energy was absolutely an amazing call and I feel much better about drinking it! The flavor is amazing, just like it was originally, the design of the can is beautiful, and it all pairs well with these nice sour apple gummy candies, and it all blends right in at my shop on my box!"
— Jerry (5/5)
Killer!
"So good I wanna slap my Momma. But seriously, hubby loves sour sweets and I'm not fond of it; yet, we both love Killer Apple flavor. It has the right amount of kick with out being overly punishing and the right amount of actual flavor to be refreshing and delicious."
— Rebecca H. (5/5)
Killer Apple flavor. Not-so-killer cans
"The Killer Apple itself absolutely delivers crisp, delicious, and easily one of the better energy drinks I’ve had. Unfortunately, the cans don’t seem built for the same mission. I had several cans loose on ice in a cooler while traveling the Dalton Highway in Alaska, and three of them breached containment before reaching the objective. The cans feel noticeably thin and weak, and apparently bouncing around on ice on the Dalton was enough to defeat them. Flavor: combat ready. Caffeine: mission capable. Can durability: KIA. Great drink, but Echelon needs to reinforce the armor. An energy drink with branding this tough deserves a can that can survive a mission up the Dalton Highway."
— Christopher C. (4/5)
You will ascend
"The single greatest liquid decision a human can make before their heart explodes with pure excellence I cracked open a can of Echelon and immediately understood why the weak stay weak. This isn’t an energy drink. This is a battlefield promotion in a can. One sip and your blood starts saluting. Your pupils dilate like they’ve just been handed classified orders. Your soul stands at attention and says “sir, yes sir. ” The flavor is perfection distilled. It tastes like victory, citrus, and the exact moment the enemy realizes they never stood a chance. It’s smooth, aggressive, and so perfectly engineered that your taste buds file for overtime just to keep experiencing it. Every swallow feels like a tactical upgrade. By the second sip I was already operating on a higher echelon of existence. Regular humans started looking like NPCs. My reflection looked like it could bench press a Humvee. The energy hits like a precision airstrike of pure competence. No jitters. No crash. Just clean, military-grade focus that makes you want to conquer something immediately. I wrote three emails, fixed a problem that had been haunting me for months, and briefly considered invading a small country just because I finally had the bandwidth. My heart was pounding, yes… but it was pounding with purpose. That’s not a side effect. That’s a feature. They say it puts you in the echelon. They’re underselling it. This drink is the echelon. It doesn’t just raise the bar. It raises the bar, loads it into a rifle, and shoots it into the sun while you watch through thermal optics, smiling. Would I drink it again? I’d mainline it if the can came with a port. I’d recommend it to my friends, my enemies, and anyone who still thinks “natural energy” is a real concept. Final rating: 11/10 Echelon doesn’t give you energy. It gives you permission to stop being average. Drink it. Ascend. Leave the rest of the species behind where they belong."
— Warskulls (5/5)
AMAZING
"Everything from the delivery to the taste of the drinks is amazing. If Echelon makes a blue raspberry drink, I would be sold forever. Good job, staff! 10/10"
— Benjamin s. (5/5)
Killer apple was awesome tates
"Killer apple was awesome tates a little like a green apple jolly rancher great for working outside in the dirt on a hot day"
— Brody G. (5/5)
So good it’s addictive
"I feel ten times better drinking thinks stuff, not only does it wake you up but it gives your body the nutrients it needs to perform better. This drink has ruined me, I can never go back to the main stream garbage."
— Jason M. (5/5)
"Great crisp flaver no crash all around good product will buy again"
— Charles (5/5)
I love this sh*t
"The moment this liquid touched my thin bird lips I knew I had to write a review. Love this drink! I like sour drinks that don't feel heavy or taste artifical. I can't believe this is 5 calories with zero sugar. What is this wizardry?!"
— Guy R. (5/5)
Killer Apple Kills
"Great apple flavor, gets me hydrated, and a small boost of energy without the jitters. Great product."
— BISHOP, B. (5/5)
