Pure Joy in Can
"the razz lemonade is the nectar of the gods. . . with its clear product labeling using words even a numbskull from NE Oklahoma can read and understand. Its crisp refreshing taste with no weird tangy aftertaste is DEEEEEELIGHTFULL. And as an added bonus, no crash 3 hours later as I get with many other energy drinks. This stuffs pure unicorn farts and rainbow sunshine canned up and delivered to your front porch in a tidy 12 pack of goodness. Im not saying Echelon is the best energy drink out there. . . ok yeah I am, cause its the truth."
