That's no monster outside your window... it’s a goth girl. And she’s holding a suspiciously pale drink.

But before you can ask "how did she climb the walls so fast in those chunky studded boots?" a demonic screech echoes through the city.

It's only then you notice the cold, white, caffeinated drink clutched in her stilleto nails.

COLD. CRISP. ADDICTIVE. SUSPICIOUSLY EASY TO DRINK.

& before you ask:

This one’s limited & will sell out.

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Goth Girl Spit

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12 Pack Case - Performance Energy

  • 200mg natural caffeine from green coffee beans
  • Muscular endurance boost from 1,067mg Citrulline & 1,000mg Beta Alanine
  • Laser-sharp focus powered by 67mg L-Theanine & 333mg N-Acetyl-Tyrosine
  • 2G Pre-biotic fiber for gut health
  • Vitamin B6 & B12 for metabolic support
  • Transparent labelling = no surprise ingredients or shady proprietary blends
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GOTH GIRL SPIT

INSPIRED BY THE MONSTROUSLY POPULAR FLAVOR YOU DEGENERATES ARE OBSESSED WITH.

BUT BETTER.
STRAIGHT FROM THE SOURCE.*

White Phos wanted to do something crazy, & who are we to say no to the internet's favorite goth girl with a gun?

& yes:

This is a limited drop


*for legal & stupid reasons: this is a joke. Goth Girl Spit is a real drink & does not contain any bodily fluids, Goth or otherwise.

THE GOTH GIRLS ARE COMING.

You try to run but it's too late, you're already wearing the cat ears. Only time will tell what happens next...

*GGS Merch is all PRE-ORDER. Merch is estimated to ship within 4-6 weeks after pre-orders close on June 1.