Waterboard Me Tee | PRE-ORDER

DEFINITELY NOT TORTURE

Sam didn't expect to see people begging for spit in our IG dms. Someone actually said this. A portion of the proceeds go to his therapy fund (i.e. not getting put into The Contraption behind the ECHY warehouse for a day).

THIS IS A PRE-ORDER ITEM.

SHIRT DETAILS

• Garment dyed for that lived in feel and almost no shrinkage at home
• Made with 100% soft ring spun U.S. cotton fabric and cotton threads
• Topstitched, classic width, rib collar
• Relaxed fit, seamless body
  
• Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes

THIS IS A PRE-ORDER ITEM.

Orders are estimated to ship 5-7 weeks after pre-order window closes.

Pre-order window closes on 7/31/2026.