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Waterboard Me T-Shirt

Waterboard Me T-Shirt

DEFINITELY NOT TORTURE

Sam didn't expect to see people begging for spit in our IG dms. Someone actually said this. A portion of the proceeds go to his therapy fund (i.e. not getting put into The Contraption behind the ECHY warehouse for a day).

SHIRT DETAILS

  • Garment dyed for that lived in feel and almost no shrinkage at home
  • Made with 100% soft ring spun U.S. cotton fabric and cotton threads
  • Topstitched, classic width, rib collar
  • Relaxed fit, seamless body
  • Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes

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Drop Cult members get first dibs.

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YES, IT'S REAL

Goth Girl Spit

White Phos wanted to do something crazy, and who are we to say "no" to the internet's favorite goth girl with a gun?

  • PERFORMANCE ENERGY

    200MG
    Natural Caffeine

  • NO BULLSHIT

    ZERO
    Sugar
    Proprietary Blends

  • BRAIN SUPPORT

    67mg Theanine

    333mg Tyrosine

  • MUSCULAR ENDURANCE

    1000mg Citrulline
    1067mg Beta Alanine

DISCLAIMER

STRAIGHT FROM THE SOURCE*

*for legal & stupid reasons: this is a joke. Goth Girl Spit is a real drink & does not contain any bodily fluids, Goth or otherwise.

Because you always ask.

DROP QUESTIONS

What's the Drop Cult subscription?

Never miss a featured limited drop again. Join the Drop Cult subscription and we'll already have your order boxed up and shipped to your door when everyone else is still racing to checkout.

WHAT IT IS:

A monthly subscription for featured limited drops from Echelon. Get a new flavor, new theme, new collectible can every month.

WHY SUBSCRIBE:

  • No more FOMO or racing to checkout
  • Save 10% on recurring orders after your first-month sign up of $39.99
  • We care what you think (sometimes). Cult Members get ot participate in surveys to vote on what we make next
  • First dibs. Subscription orders for Cult Members ship before one-time-purchase orders of the same drop.

HOW MUCH IS IT:

Your first order is full price (to keep shady folk from trying to save a quick buck), but all future Drop Cult orders are 10% as long as you stay subscribed. Standard shipping rules apply.

Are quantities limited?

All drops are limited inventory and will sell out. If you miss a specific drop, we cannot guarantee it will come back.

Why isn't there free shipping?

Because shipping isn't free. The price you see at checkout is what it actually costs to ship to you. We're a small veteran-run company. We don't have Amazon money. If you want us to stay in business and keep making cool shit, you gotta be cool about shipping.

Why is my first Cult order not discounted?

We don't discount the first subscription order so that people don't take advantage of the discount and immediately unsubscribe. It's a perk for loyal members, not a discount for the scalpers.

Why are drops more expensive?

Drops are the most expensive thing we make. They are small productions, usually have more design elements and special flavors. We're just trying to not lose our shirts on doing cool shit.

Why don't you ship internationally?

Outside of tariffs and how expensive it would be for shipping, most European governments are pussies when it comes to caffeine. At 200mg of the go-juice, we're basically banned around half of the world.

Is this coming back?

Supply & demand, homie.

.... maybe.

When will this drop be available?

The countdown shows when this drop will become available for one-time purchase. Members of our Drop Cult will have cases reserved for them before the drop goes live.

What's Performance Energy?

Performance Energy is the star of the show here at ECHELON.

The big stuff:

  • 200mg natural caffeine (from green coffee beans)
  • 2000mg prebiotic fiber
  • Zero sugar
  • No artificial flavors or colors

But also...

  • 1000mg l-citrulline 
  • 1067mg beta-alanine 
  • 67mg l-theanine 
  • 333mg n-acetyl-l-tyrosine
  • Vitamins B6 & B12