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Armed Golfer

Armed Golfer

$35.99
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12 Pack Case

There Are Some Things in America You Just Don't F*** With

The IRS. The DMV. And the people who own the rights to A****d P****r.
 
Because if you do, corporate attorneys show up faster than the MPs during a Friday night barrack's party.

In the spirit of American outlaws & frontier justice, we teamed up with the cowboys at Silencer Shop to make Armed Golfer.

& tbh, we think it's better.

Snag this limited edition can before the other scoundrels beat ya too it...

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Hell yeah, brother

Dialed-in focus, smoother runs, & yeah… maybe a little extra swagger at the range (results may vary).

Snag this limited edition can before the other scoundrels beat ya to it.
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ENERGY + HYDRATION

  • 100mg natural caffeine
  • improved hydration from our 3 fave electrolytes: sodium, magnesium & potassium
  • clearer thinking (thanks to Alpha-GPC)
  • 3G Pre-biotic fiber
  • vitamin B6 & B12 for metabolic support
  • zero sugar
  • no artificial flavors or colors
  • transparent label (no surprises, no shady blends)

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